Thursday, January 21, 2010

I Write Stories Too

The following is a true conversation between two idiots I overheard in gym class while the teacher, a guy named Rock, no joke, had stepped out, before push-ups and stretching, when we were lined up against the south wall:




hey
hey what
put that in there
put what
this (holds safety pin)
what?
put that in there
no, i know, no way
yeah
no
put this in there
no
c'mon take it put it in there
uh-unh
pussy
fuck you
fuck you pussy
fuck you
c'mon put it in there
no
(3rd) he's coming back!
pussy.
pussy
fuck you
fuck you
fuck gimme that


OW!


(laughter)

what the fuck dude
ha ha ah
yer fucking stupid, dude.
ow
ha ha aha ahahaha
dumbass.
I hate you.





OKAY WE ARE RUNNING LAPS TODAY

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